Chair socks

I feel like if I were to knit chair socks, people would look at me like my knitting habit had gotten quite out of hand.  Yet, Charles and Marie, which at least comes across as a fancy-schmancy stuff for people with lots of money website, is selling these "Chair Personality Socks" as their deal of the day (or Soupe Du Jour as they call it).

Still, I can't help but find them juuust charming enough that I'm tempted to throw caution to the wind and knit some socks for chairs.